"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
11/19/2014 at 15:08 • Filed to: Wait. What?
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"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
11/19/2014 at 15:08 • Filed to: Wait. What? | 2
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I always pick up the random (usually) plastic flotsam of that makes its way into the bay while I'm out there. I gotta say this one was rather random. I think it said, "You Whore in JAIL." At least that's what I'm running with. Was this some deranged person's attempt at a message in a bottle? What event precipitated this maniacal scrawl?
So many questions ... For want of answers, I'll just say:
505Turbeaux
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:11 |
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that is so bizarre, but I think your transcription is correct
Jcarr
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:12 |
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Message ON a bottle.
Say it, don't spray it.
That...that's all I've got.
It's a "Porch-uh"
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:13 |
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Ah, that's mine.
Let me know when I can come get it.
McMike
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:14 |
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Found it. What do I win?
Leadbull
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:15 |
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Nice legs. ;)
davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
> Brian, The Life of
11/19/2014 at 15:45 |
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I think this is a hasty break-up letter, written by a distraught housewife in her laundry room just before leaving her home for the last time, to her husband whom she'd just decided to "Google" for no reason other than boredom. A sexual predator listing came up, with a short stay in the local lockup. Aghast, she grabbed her purse and her shih tzu, and on the way out, scrawled "You Where In Jail" on that bottle. Realizing her spelling mistake, and being the 5th grade spelling champ at St. Simeon's Academy, she made an unsuccessful attempt to correct herself before storming out.
Little did she know, his sordid personal history was due to a charge of public indecency, for drunkenly peeing on an alley wall during his little brother's bachelor party...
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Brian, The Life of
> Leadbull
11/19/2014 at 17:41 |
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Aw shucks.
::blushes::
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Brian, The Life of
> davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
11/19/2014 at 17:43 |
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This is the only rational explanation.